not to be too millennial but

celarose:

celanon:

realtimgunn:

no money

no house

just avocado

(via rhydonmyhardon)

multitrackdrifting:

*being interviewed by aliens who abducted me* 
aliens: so.. what do humans strive for?
me: for BOFA
aliens: what is BOFA?
*seconds later earth is destroyed* 

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tuiyla:

Me, watching any show that keeps disappointing me: Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005-2008) would never have let me down like this.

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earthdad:

wroxs:

earthdad:

my body may be at work right but my soul is stuck in the Wii Sports universe

which sport 

bowling

(via oxymoroning)

weavemama:

donald trump: putin isn’t my best friend

putin:

(via pufflehuff)

who remembers chowin down on THESE bad boys? 😂

captainsnoop:

ask-cypherthecyborg:

captainsnoop:

Only 90s kids remember! 

….liquid laundry packets? Why the fuck would you EAT those?

You DO know those can kill you, right?

looks like we got a millennial here, fellow 90s kids  😂 😂 😂

(via pufflehuff)

imsoshive:

Every Popeyes commercial: Come try this new menu item, honey. We put seasoning on it.

(via pufflehuff)

methodguy:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

(via elizabethbopha)